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Kalonica

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Time and space mean nothing to Kalonica. With the aid of a 50c coin and a unicorn's tailfeathers she invented holes. Yesterday, she envisioned the tomorrow you’ll remember last week.

Tim

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Tim is allergic to grammar, and often has to drop the subject when subjected to objects he objects to. He has admired and eaten artworks by both Wassily Kandinsky and Lucian Freud.

Kim

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No one knows that Kim is a robot.

Rhys

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Rhys once snored at a man just for killing too loud. He is right to not trust monkeys.